Goddamn, Chris Pine. Bulge. Legs. Bulge. Arms. Bulge.
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
I’M GONNA DIE.
“fresh, warm cookies delivered until 3 AM”
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
WHY IS THIS ONLY AN AMERICAN THING OH MY GOD
one of my good friends goes to Rutgers University and he says this is the best thing ever in the whole wide world
My Dad brought back cookies from here
AND FUCK THEY WERE AMAZING
yeah there’s an insomnia cookies right down the street from me my roommates and i order from there all the time
oh my god i found my calling.
lessons learned from anime
- don’t get inside the robot
- people with bad haircuts always lose
- the cute girl is psycho
- the cute guy isn’t human
- when in doubt scream “baka” and run away
- glasses should be adjusted with one finger in a condescending manner
- gotta catch em all
- and maybe probably respect your elders